What movies have not aged well?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Summer here, the one who debunks atheism. Isn’t it funny how atheists always say they prefer a “no-nonsense, evidence-based approach” to understanding the world, but when I bring up logical arguments for theism, they suddenly clam up?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What are some examples of unofficial acts by presidents?

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

What steps have you taken to stop being a targeted individual by gang stalkers? What has worked, what would you have done differently?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Moonraker

What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Have you experimented with bestiality?

A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is unattractive about a nice guy? Why do some women don’t choose nice guys?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

What are my 10 favorite rock record album opening tracks?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Is homosexuality an excommunicable offense in Christianity?

Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Major supermarket chain workers start strike across 4 cities - TheStreet

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.